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Heifer arrrives at work, something is amiss.
Previous | Next by adrienne 20 May, 2003 - 4:03 PM

Heifer isn't an UGLY woman, nor is she attractive, but regardless of the innate physical beauty, or lack, there's still a normal modicum of personal hygiene which acts as her standard.

Not today! Either she stepped in shit, or the cat took one in her mouth, because it's smelly around her desk, and as the hours pass the odor does not.
I tried to talk to a friend earlier in the common room, which is near her 'area', and I discoverred that her 'area' had expanded quite a bit due to the repulsive stench. Rarely have I witnessed a repulsive stench actually repel people to such a degree that a diameter of yuck was measurable.




5/20/2003 >> ben

this reminds me of a good joke played on some of the more useless people at AOL, where fries were stuffed into the (quite often unused) 1.44" floppy drive. great fun




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